Spoilers ahead. They Will Kill You is one of my favorite films of the year. It’s only March, but I have the same affinity for it as I did towards Bring Her Back in 2025, which remains one of my top watches in recent history. It’s an action-comedy-horror film with outrageous kills, ridiculous moments, and Kill Bill-style fight scenes. Oh, and at one point, the protagonist Asia Reaves (Zazie Beetz) takes on an entire room of thugs with an axe that’s on fire. The premise is simple: Asia takes a job as a housekeeper at an exclusive New York City high-rise. She doesn’t realize she’s walking into a trap, as the Virgil houses a satanic cult behind a number of mysterious disappearances. Cue blood-spilling fights, explosions, and, at one point, an eyeball that makes its way around the building by itself.
